Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Big Brother, Zoo, UnREAL, Pretty Little Liars and More

What’s the best part of the Fourth of July holiday? A three-day weekend. (Duh.)

What’s the second best part of the Fourth of July holiday? A fresh installment of TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got a Taylor Swift analogy on UnREAL, a newly invented word courtesy of Big Brother, the strangest of eulogies on American Gothic, plus double doses of Last Week Tonight, The Mindy Project and Veep.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Azerty says:

    Now that the PLL are all over 21 and can legally drink alcohol (thanks time jump), it seems they are shown drinking beer, cocktail, wine every-single-episode…seriously enough we got it.

  2. Kevin K says:

    John Oliver is 100% hilarious

  3. niloofar says:

    I want Last Week Tonight on every week, love John Oliver. I really hope Jody stays.

  4. Lala says:

    I’m glad Quinn’s godawful baby quotes from UnReal were not included…i was so worried someone at TVline would find them funny…even Jay’s “Eww is that a real baby” comment…was just so morbid!!
    Loved John Oliver’s quote

  5. John m says:

    John Oliver is weak. That NBC joke would have been funny two years ago. These days though ABC and FOX are worse off by far.