Tracy Morgan Spins a PG-13 Snow White Yarn for Kids for Red Nose Day

Tracy Morgan may or may not know much about a pretty lady named Snow White and her real nasty step-momma with the crazy mirror.

As part of NBC’s second annual Red Nose Day event, a fundraising special on a mission to lift kids out of poverty, the 30 Rock alum shares a slightly altered version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs with a group of children he doesn’t even know.

After describing the eponymous character as “hotter than taco sauce” and “thick like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,” the politically correct youngins stop Morgan to inquire about a few choice words.

Watch the story (inappropriately) unfold below, then tune in Thursday at 9/8c when Craig Ferguson hosts the two-hour, star-studded charity event.