Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: The Blacklist, Veep, Kelly and Michael, The Flash and More

As the old saying goes, April showers bring… TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

OK, we may have taken some creative license with that phrase, but the point remains: We’re ringing in the fifth month of 2016 with a whole new batch of TV’s best zingers and one-liners.

This time around, we’ve got a Peter Pan Live! insult on The Real O’Neals, a healthy dose of shade thrown on Live! With Kelly and Michael, a phallic geography lesson on Last Week Tonight, plus double doses of Orphan Black and Veep‘s season opener.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!