Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: The Blacklist, Veep, Kelly and Michael, The Flash and More

As the old saying goes, April showers bring… TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

OK, we may have taken some creative license with that phrase, but the point remains: We’re ringing in the fifth month of 2016 with a whole new batch of TV’s best zingers and one-liners.

This time around, we’ve got a Peter Pan Live! insult on The Real O’Neals, a healthy dose of shade thrown on Live! With Kelly and Michael, a phallic geography lesson on Last Week Tonight, plus double doses of Orphan Black and Veep‘s season opener.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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7 Comments
  1. Lisa says:

    I can’t believe there was no mention of Agents of SHIELD. So many great lines this episode, but without a doubt my favourite exchange:

    ”Jemma, your hands are freezing”
    “Are they? They’re like little ice buckets, aren’t they? Do you think you can brave it?”
    “I’ll do my best to power through”

  2. Bwhit says:

    I’m kinda surprised that the quote of Jemma realized that Fitz was comparing them taking things to the next level to the Event Horizon isn’t on here.

  3. Karen says:

    I can’t believe Felicity’s ‘You’re one secret child away from an awesome Oliver Queen impression’ (can’t remember the exact words) to Diggle isn’t in here. That to me was quote of the week hands down.

  4. The Beach says:

    You could make this entire article on just Veep. I had to watch it twice to catch all the hilarious lines.

  5. Orphan Black:
    Cosima: You killed Aldous Leekie?
    Donnie: Boy did I ever, yeah
    LOL