Video: Ray Romano, Salma Hayek and Gary Oldman Headline James Corden's Justin Bieber Soap Opera

Ray Romano and Salma Hayek Pinault were “chillin’ by the fire, eating fondue” on Tuesday in the first (and only?) installment of The Late Late Show‘s Justin Bieber soap opera.

“The Bold and the Lyrical,” composed entirely of lyrics written by the “What Do You Mean?” singer, also featured host James Corden and Academy Award nominee Gary Oldman as betrayed lovers flabbergasted by Hayek Pinault’s latest affair.

Watch the drama unfold “maybe once or twice,” then sound off in the comments.