Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Arrow, Magicians, O.J. Simpson, The Flash and More

You’ve devoured the chocolate bunny. You’ve dyed the eggs. You’ve consumed more jelly beans than is socially acceptable.

The only thing left to do on this Easter Sunday? Let TVLine’s Quotes of the Week guide you into your imminent sugar coma.

This time around, we’ve got Beyoncé’s new career path on The Flash, Marcia Clark’s best comebacks on The People v. O.J. Simpson, a Muppet-related insult on Scandal, plus double doses of Fresh Off the BoatThe Walking Dead and more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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9 Comments
  1. spp138 says:

    My personal favorite from this week was from Elementary:

    “And my personal favorite demise…pushed over a waterfall locked in the embrace of his nemesis”

  2. They missed one of the best ones from “Lucifer”

    Priest – “We all have our demons.”
    Lucifer – “My demon tends the bar.”

    • cjinsd says:

      They never quote Lucifer because no one on the TVLine staff actually watches the show. If anyone did, there would be multiple quotes every week. Lucifer has better quotes than most of the ones they’ve picked. (You’ll also never see Tom Ellis picked for a performer of the week, either.)

  3. cjinsd says:

    Lucifer – “For your penance, 10 Bloody Marys and a good shag.”

    Lucifer – “Well maybe she’s lying. I mean, you know the sort of people who go to church…sinners.”

  4. Cesar says:

    My favorite was “bitch you taste delish!!” From the Real O’Neals

  5. lrdslvrhnd says:

    Stitchers, the new guard watching his first stitch, and apparently thinking he’s in an ep of iZombie:
    .
    Guard: So… *she* can see *his* memories. Does she have to eat his brain?
    Maggie: What? No! She’s not a zombie, this is science!
    .

  6. I thought Neil Flynn’s “I’m sure triple A won’t pick us up ever again” was more hilarious than the one mentioned about Dolly Parton