Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week From TWD, Castle, New Girl, Gotham, Legends and More

Thanks to that whole “spring forward” business, we have a feeling you might be bleary-eyed this Sunday afternoon, TVLine readers.

The solution? Stay at home and scan through our Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got a looong rant about fidelity on Fresh Off the Boat, a wink-and-nod on Gotham, psychoanalysis on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a double dose of Bates Motel and much more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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8 Comments
  1. Mr. Tran K says:

    Couldn’t stop laughing from John Oliver’s hilarious one liners.

  2. maregolden says:

    Constance Wu is a hoot. She is one of the funniest people on TV right now. The show needs more of her and less of her annoying rapper loving son.

  3. Hoshi says:

    TYPO: Jason George plays Ben Warren, not Owen! :) also my favorite quote of the week haha.

    • Matt Webb Mitovich says:

      That one was my typo, thanks to you and Cris for catching it – fixed with the speed of 1,000 gazelles! –Mgmt.

  4. Cris says:

    Deleted my comment, really? I merely pointed out a typo you guys made.

  5. Jessica (Constance Wu) is insane.

    That quote from Castle about the lotion in the basket reminded me of The Vampire Diaries (Season 7 Episode 15) where Damon has Rayna Cruz trapped in a well:

    Rayna: What’s next? It puts the lotion in the basket?
    Damon: It wouldn’t have to if it just stayed dead!

  6. Jane The Virgin: Petra (in Czech): You have the brain of a dog and the mouth of a cow! Go into the woods and soil yourself!

    Her labor scenes were hilarious.

  7. mArS says:

    Great quotes from Legends of Tomorrow!