Ariana Grande's Saturday Night Live Promos Are All Coffee Puns, Size Jokes

The just-released promos for Ariana Grande‘s upcoming Saturday Night Live gig address the singer’s shortcomings with such brutal honesty, you’d think the script was written by her therapist.

No topic is off-limits — from Grande’s Starbucks-friendly name to her height deficiency and inability to pronounce her words — during the singer’s two-minute chat with SNL favorite Taran Killam.

(Also, was it super bright when these promos were filmed, or are Grande and Killam just doing really subtle French Stewart impressions?)

Hit PLAY on the promos above, then drop a comment below: Will you watch Grande pull double duty this Saturday (NBC, 11:30/10:30c)?