Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Criminal Minds, NCIS, Real O'Neals, Oscars and More

The NCAA’s Selection Sunday won’t take place for another week, but March Madness has already set in with our Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got an unorthodox anatomy lesson on How to Get Away With Murder, a dig at Jada Pinkett Smith on the Oscars, a messy ordeal on Criminal Minds and the strangest of pregnancy metaphors on The Walking Dead.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Alichat says:

    I can’t believe Crane’s brunch rant didn’t make the list!

  2. Honestly this week could have been nothing but Agent Carter quotes. On top of everything else, the episode was almost ridiculously funny.

  3. PriceIsRightCancelled says:

    That Chris Rock one liner when he hosted the Oscars is my favorite this week.

  4. Lindjacobs says:


  5. Isobel says:

    the originals conversation with Klaus and Elijah about accidentally killing Cortez’s mistress was good as well

  6. mArS says:

    American Crime Story:
    (1) “Brother, I ain’t trying to be respectful. I’m trying to win.”

    (2) “N***, please . . .”

    The 100:
    “I get that’s hard for you to grasp considering you pray to garbage.”