Colbert Mocks Kanye West's Plea for Facebook Money on Late Show

There is no distracting from Stephen Colbert’s creative process when it comes to taking rapper/mogul/visionary toddler Kanye West down a peg.

The Late Show host mocked the pop culture lightning rod on Tuesday for his decision to beg Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg for $1 billion… on Twitter.

Colbert seems positively giddy about this asinine request, noting all of the ways Yeezy intends to spend this hypothetical investment when he allegedly remains “fifty-threezy million deezy” in debt.

Watch the satirical takedown above, then sound off in the comments.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Eran says:

    Watching and listening to Kanye West conquer Mount Douchebag, I can’t help but remember a timeless Ally McBeal line delivered by an outraged Ally to a defendant in court. “How dare you exist?”

  2. Samantha says:

    Kanye is a walking ball of ridiculousness.

  3. colig says:

    i really think kanye is mentally retarded. he has to be,i mean he married into that vile disgusting family.

  4. Lyn says:

    I realize that home renovation can drive someone up a wall [no pun intended], but I really think Kanye is coming off his spool. Not just because of the hideous boat people fashion line, or the “blacks want inclusiveness but whites shouldn’t write about black music” [???], now he’s on about textbooks costing as much as one of his ugly t-shirts! He’s unraveling at an alarming rate while Kim posts selfies and shops. I’m beginning to think the entire Klan isn’t so much a family as they are an outpatient clinic for an asylum.

    • Marci says:

      And yet they’re allowed to spawn.

    • Haha…Finally I found a comment that echoes my feelings! If you go to Kim (Or Kris, or Khloe K.’s pages) they make NO mention of him. It’s like they pretend what he’s doing ‘just doesn’t exist’. HUH? Kim that’s your hubby on Twitter. The next Installment of the Kardashians Reality Shows SHOULD be entitled “This is OUR reality, not necessarily REALITY as the rest of you in the world know it. Apparently Kanye to them is ‘just not doing this’. ????

  5. Kanye is a waste of oxygen, and this is karma. I’m sure a majority of famous people are egotistical, but he takes it to a whole other level.

  6. burt says:

    The real thing everyone seems to miss is people are talking about Kanye and that’s exactly what he wants. You have that ego manic driven narcissist called Trump “who happens to be running for the POTUS” calling everyone who disagrees with him every frakkin nasty adjective a person can come up with but yet people are backing him? The people on this god forsaken planet are full of crap and hypocrisy and Kanye’s just letting you know it. He doesn’t give a damn about you and your high almighty privileged attitudes!

  7. Brigid says:

    Well he did it! Kanye West is officially OF HIS ROCKER!!!! I mean, I always thought he had the biggest ego on the planet and now he finally admitted it himself. FOOL-E-O!

  8. Mak says:

    I don’t think we should be making fun of Kanye…he has clearly lost the plot like really I think he’s come undone mentally. They should check him in somewhere!