Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week From NCIS, PLL, The Bachelor, iZombie, H50 and More

Love is certainly in the air this Valentine’s Day, but so are some of the best zingers and one-liners from the past week in television. (In other words: It’s time to present our favorite Quotes of the Week.)

This time around, we’ve got a topical Broadway name-drop on Supergirl, a deeply unromantic poem on NCIS, a disconcerting Nicholas Sparks reference on Teachers and sexual mishaps on both Supernatural and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. (Don’t ask.)

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Mr. Tran K says:

    Cat Grant from Supergirl continues to be the queen of all TV quotes.

  2. Anna says:

    Drake and Josh reunion on Grandfathered.
    Drake’s character: You remind me of my stepbrother.
    Josh’s character: Oh, is he awesome?
    Drake’s character: No, no, he’s in jail for stalking Oprah.

  3. Card_D says:

    I’m thinking of changing my name to Gideon…