Mountain Dew's #PuppyMonkeyBaby Super Bowl Ad Is a Damn Nightmare

OK, now Mountain Dew is just playing God.

The soft-drink giant on Wednesday released its Super Bowl 50 ad, which finally answers the timeless question: What would a puppy-monkey-baby hybrid look like?

The answer: Terrifying, of course. But also gross. And weird!

This bats–t combination of creatures is meant to illustrate Mountain Dew Kickstart’s blend of Dew, juice and caffeine — but we wouldn’t hold it against you for missing that point entirely.

Unsurprisingly, the ad has already garnered thoughtful YouTube comments like “Don’t do drugs” and “Kill it with fire,” plus a whole bunch of other things we’re not allowed to print. (Come on, people. This is a family site!)

Hit PLAY on the commercial above (if you dare!), then drop a comment with your thoughts below. Together, we can survive this.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Hamish says:


  2. wrstlgirl says:

    That’s hilarious in a disturbingly weird way, LOL!!!

  3. Luis says:

    I want to eviscerate a bunch of advertising executives. . . as soon as I stop laughing

  4. auntiemm says:

    My jaw dropped. Just no.

  5. Jim says:

    How much did they waste on this commercial?

  6. daysbradypats says:

    I was OK with it until the “puppymonkeybaby” licked the guy. However, puppymonkeybaby is already unfortunately becoming my latest earworm fast.

  7. Kim R says:

    Um…this cannot be serious….right?

  8. tararae419 says:

    Wowwww! Oddly disturbingly adorably cute…..I think. Really it’s creepy but why do I feel guilty saying that??

  9. Edward says:

    Spank the monkey!

  10. Granna says:

    Just plain sick, could have used something other than baby and I would have been ok I think.

  11. Deven says:

    This has got to be the most disgusting commercial I have ever seen. Fk drinking Mountain dew any more.

  12. kirk says:

    I LOVE PuppyMonkeyBaby! It’s so beyond disgusting, so wrong, so bad that I can’t help but love it.

  13. Tony Roberts says:

    It’s the most ridiculous I mmercial I’ve ever seen. I won’t even consider buying this crack in a can. Watching some kids on a couch then turn into idiots dancing out of the room does not help in convincing me to buy a damn thing

  14. R M Morelli says:

    I’ve never seen a more repulsive, disgusting and very sick disgusting commercial.
    I’ll NEVER buy Mountain Dew ever again.

  15. SHANNON Lynch says:

    I love this…