Orange Is the New Black Inmates Deliver a NSFW Take on Christmas Tale

The ladies at Orange Is the New Black‘s Litchfield Penitentiary just earned themselves a lifetime spot on Santa’s naughty list.

The inmates’ NSFW take on ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas describes a holiday gone wrong at the women’s prison, as a visit from Kris Kringle culminates in an all-out riot.

Old Saint Nick’s beatdown isn’t likely to factor into series canon, but Laura Prepon’s appearance might be telling of whether Alex has survived Season 3’s cliffhanger, which found her locked in a shed with a killer sent by Kubra.

Watch the non-festive tale above, then sound off in the comments. (OITNB Season 4 premieres in 2016.)

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. MJ says:

    That was awesome!

  2. dan says:

    Can’t wait for the Ladies of Litchfield to return!

  3. luke says:

    This is more better than most TV we watch…

  4. lisper says:

    guess alex doesn’t die