Best TV Quotes Dec. 13

Quotes of the Week: Modern Family, S.H.I.E.L.D., Scream Queens and More

Your favorite series may have gone on winter hiatus already, but they left you with a top-notch parting gift: plenty of memorable dialogue to be featured in TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

This time around, we’ve got Christmas carol-related woes on Modern Family, a Charlie Brown disagreement on The Mindy Project, an astronomy lesson on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, plus double doses of Transparent, The Flash, S.H.I.E.L.D. and iZombie.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. LW says:

    Fitz from Agents of SHIELD has been one of the best characters of the year. It helps that Iain de Caestecker is just phenomenal.

  2. JC1 says:

    No Arrow this week? Malcolm’s line about Laurel’s “bondage outfit” was gold. Also Felicity’s response to Quentin asking her not to tell Laurel about him and her mother.

  3. Simon Jester says:

    You missed out my favorite line of the week, from Ash vs. Evil Dead: “Yeah, right. We’re not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us — we’re keeping Michigan moist.”