Quotes of the Week Nov. 29

Quotes of the Week From Chicago Med, B99, Tonight Show, Limitless and More

As you dig into your umpteenth plate of Thanksgiving leftovers this weekend, why not peruse TVLine’s Quotes of the Week?

Even though some of your small-screen favorites may have been off due to the holiday, we still have plenty of one-liners and bon mots to share.

This time around, we’ve got a graphic Lord of the Rings analogy on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, sage advice on Chicago Med, plus double doses of Fargo and Fashion Police — the latter of which includes a Chris Brown-related zinger that will literally make you say, “Oh no she didn’t!” out loud.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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3 Comments
  1. BrightLight says:

    Empire’s Diahann Carroll joke was even funnier to me because about 30 seconds after that the word “dynasty” was mentioned. I mean know they use that word a lot during this series but I still laughed about it.

  2. LADY_in_MD says:

    As foul as Cyrus is he does have some great lines on The Royals

  3. rebecca says:

    ok never watched dr phil ever but the list of sins… urinating in household objects???????????????? how is that not the whole focus of this article?