Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Mindy, Quantico, The Vampire Diaries, Castle and More

After a weekend of heartbreaking international headlines, we at TVLine know you could probably use a few laughs.

Ideally, our Quotes of the Week feature can provide some much-needed chuckles.

This time around, highlights include a “99 Problems” reference on The Mindy Project, a musical theater insult on Castle, a fun meta moment on Hawaii Five-0, plus double doses of Fresh Off the Boat, Supergirl, The Flash and more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!