Best TV Quotes

Quotes of the Week: Mindy, Quantico, The Vampire Diaries, Castle and More

After a weekend of heartbreaking international headlines, we at TVLine know you could probably use a few laughs.

Ideally, our Quotes of the Week feature can provide some much-needed chuckles.

This time around, highlights include a “99 Problems” reference on The Mindy Project, a musical theater insult on Castle, a fun meta moment on Hawaii Five-0, plus double doses of Fresh Off the Boat, Supergirl, The Flash and more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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12 Comments
  1. Airsay says:

    Haha I loved that crossfit line from Iris in Flash.

  2. Kate says:

    LOL! Loved that entire conversation between Oliver and Felicity, including “Chatty Cathy!”

  3. Smoak Arrow says:

    Arrow consistently has some of the best lines on TV with Felicity Smoak. I love that they’re letting Oliver Queen get in on the action (that banter over her mom was so much fun) and now even big bad Damien Darhk gets in on the action. Love it!

  4. Mr. Tran K says:

    The Supergirl quotes were the best this week especially the one Hank Henshaw was joking about the Kardashians reality show. :-)

  5. Vari says:

    I love Hook and Emma’s quotes and scenes.

    BURNING LOVE! and they will always come back to each other <3

  6. skrable2 says:

    Aw, you missed one from NCIS: “jeanne Benoit … really?

    Said, in order, by McGee, Gibbs, Ducky and Abby

  7. pem says:

    That was a great episode of Arrow. A lot of funny lines–and some, not. But Oliver & Felicity worked it out in the end, both showed pretty great character growth. Enjoyed seeing more Diggle & Oliver, and Felicity & Mom bonding, as well

  8. evababy says:

    Blackish’s Charlie centric episode was full of great quotes;


    Charlie: “You’re gonna ruin this for me, aren’t you?”
    Diane: “You don’t need me to ruin this plan. It comes pre-ruined.”


    Charlie: “I love your outfit.”
    Dominique: “It’s actually an original piece from my line. Dominique for Dominique by Dominique.”
    Charlie: “Well, I’m wearing Neck by Turtle.”


    Diane: “I don’t even want this rootbeer float anymore. It tastes like the salty tears of foolish men.”

  9. Drew says:

    …and then Oliver bought an N’Sync album and went home to braid his island wig.
    Maybe it’s time for Connor Hawke to take over as Green Arrow.

  10. John NYC says:

    Endless repeated redirects to advertising?

    Very, very, bogus.

    • nfc says:

      Yes! No matter how many times I try to click through the slideshow on mobile it always pops up with a virus warning, prize notice, millionaire chance, etc. Irritating.

  11. Clara says:

    “Chatty cathy” was just one example of the best lines on TV by Felicity Smoak on Arrow! Her exchanges with Oliver, but also with Donna Smoak have just been hilarious!!