Quotes of the Week: Sleepy Hollow, Fresh Off the Boat, H50 and More

American Pharoah may have ended his storied career with a Breeders’ Cup Classic win on Saturday, but TVLine’s Quotes of the Week keeps racing forward.

This time around, we’ve got a Good Wife reference on Quantico, a cocktail origin story from the Sleepy Hollow-Bones crossover, a New Adventures of Old Christine rant via Billy on the Street, and a Miss Piggy put-down thanks to the Muppets‘ timeslot neighbor Fresh Off the Boat.

If that’s not enough for you, we’ve got zingers from Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Blake Shelton and more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Angela says:

    I particularly loved Colbert’s take on Ted Cruz’ comment at the debate about being the one to “drive people home”, so to speak. For some reason, the way he said, “Ted Cruz 2016: Get in the car.” cracked me up :D.
    Loved the “Sleepy Hollow” and HTGAWM quotes, too. I love how Viola can deliver one-liners like the one quoted here. And Ichabod’s thing about the alternate name for “Sex on the Beach” was cute :p.

  2. arial2 says:

    Given the abundance of quotable (often hilarious) Red Reddington lines, I’m still wondering why you NEVER use anything from The Blacklist, yet seem to reach for quotes from other shows. Do you only choose shows that are your personal favorites? It would seem you should be looking at all the shows out there. You have chosen some very predictable, boring quotes (I watched the shows) in the past few weeks, yet nary a one Red zinger. Why is that?

    • ninamags says:

      Right? I loved that line he gave about the world regressing back to the middle ages.
      It was spot on. How come that whole episode wasn’t talked about more? A dad disfiguring his own son? Horrible.

  3. Mr. Tran K says:

    The Supergirl quotes were great especially Cat Grant’s best one liners.

  4. Jennifer says:

    Alyson Hannigan is the Dave Grohl of television Jason!

  5. KCG says:

    Junior on Blackish – LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! HE’S the Captain now…