Quotes of the Week Sept 27

Quotes of the Week: Scream Queens, NCIS, Scandal, Gotham and More

Take one look at your overcrowded DVR, and you’ll have all the confirmation you need that fall TV is in full swing.

That can only mean one thing: TVLine’s Quotes of the Week is jam-packed with the best bon mots, zingers and one-liners from the past week of (35!) premieres.

This time around, we’ve got political commentary on the Emmys, bathroom humor courtesy of Faking It, double doses of Fresh Off the Boat and Jimmy Kimmel Live! and much more.

Check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!