Quotes of the Week: Mr. Robot, Chasing Life, Top Model, Graceland and More

‘Twas the day before Labor Day/ And those not on boats/ Were chuckling with vigor/ At TVLine’s Quotes

This time around/ A Miley zinger on Fallon/ From Rizzoli & Isles/ Calories by the gallon

A cheeky Grey’s joke/ Thanks much, Chasing Life/ And some Top Model crazy/ That’ll cut like a knife

A shout-out to Muppets/ on old Rookie Blue/ A howler from Graceland/ And so much more, too!

With our ill-fated dive into poetry completed, check out the gallery below – or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. lechatnoir says:

    You’re starting to attract attention. i recommend you get one of those Bluetooth headsets, that way people assume you’re just the local douche

    This is funty ! ha ha ha

  2. mArS says:

    – Is it the quantum carburetor or something?
    – “Quantum carburetor”? Jesus, Morty. You can’t just add a [burps] Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Huh, looks like something’s wrong with the microverse battery.
    (Rick and Morty)

  3. pamill says:

    “I am not in favor of splitting up, nor am I three days away from retiring. I will not be right back.”
    (Noah on SCREAM)