Quotes of the Week: Another Period, Boris & Nicole, Last Week Tonight, Rookie Blue and More!

This just in: We’re more than halfway through the final Sunday of July 2015.

Why weep about the passage of time, though, when you can LOL through TVLine’s Quotes of the Week?

This time around we’ve got a meaty moment from The Bachelorette, an observation about alcohol on Astronaut Wives Club, a heavenly retort on Major Crimes, plus zingers from Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Wendy Williams, John Oliver and more.

So check out the gallery below — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. there should be more the fosters and devious maids on this list. these two shows are the best this summer. and let’s say under the dome had nice quotes but it’s getting bad in general real fast

  2. Angela says:

    I love it when John Oliver can get in a shot at Trump :D. Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Trump’s thing about McCain was pretty good, too.

  3. cc says:

    I’ve gotta say, many comedians “love” Donald Trump, but John’s joke was by far the greatest Trump-joke I have heard. It was just so well placed.

  4. kate04us2 says:

    Father Provenza still makes me giggle. So happy he made it on the list!