Quotes of the Week From Teen Wolf, Complications, Rookie Blue and More!

Fourth of July fireworks have come and gone — but you can still “ooooh” and “ahhh” at the explosion of funny zingers thanks to TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

This time around we’ve got double servings of Major Crimes, Suits and Defiance, a wing-woman fail on Inside Amy Schumer, voice-recognition horror via Scream, and some truth about BBQs from Jimmy Kimmel.

Check out the gallery below for the full rundown — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and shout out any favorites we inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. matraupach says:

    The “super gay” quote from The Fosters was great…
    but I also liked the shirt Connor brought Jude, I had to laugh so much!
    “I’m Not Gay, But My Boyfriend Is”
    This was so funny…

  2. tigersmurfette says:

    ha, invalid list, cant be complete without spitters are quitters.

  3. CObra says:

    Great quotes from both “Suits” and “Complications” this week.

    • Lexi says:

      yess!!! I’ve repeated Jessica’s quote all weekend Hilarious!!! And complications talk about making the word “Doctor” scary !!!

  4. Sarah says:

    My favorite from Baby Daddy was Tucker saying to Ben, “If anything happens to me, get to my nightstand before my parents do.”

  5. flutiefan says:

    iRobot had the best!
    “Am I crazy not to like this guy? Among some of his Facebook likes are George W. Bush’s Decision Points, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, and the music of Josh Groban. Must I really justify myself any further?”