Quotes of the Week From Revenge, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Arrow and More

Happy Mother’s Day, TVLine readers!

We couldn’t afford to get you all flowers, but will you settle for a bouquet of the week’s funniest zingers, retorts and one-liners?

Indeed, the latest Quotes of the Week features advice to the damned on Revenge, some gay talk on black-ish, a twisted Tinder on Criminal Minds, a friend of Dorothy on Wendy Williams, a final bit of Kalinda-ness on The Good Wife and much, much more.

So click through the gallery below for the full rundown — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any goodies we inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Mr. Tran K says:

    Danny was freakin’ hilarious when he said that. BOOK ‘EM DANNO or should they say QUOTE ‘EM DANNO. :-)

  2. Angela says:

    Hey, “Criminal Minds” made it in! With a creepy quote, granted, but as noted, Garcia is on point with her description, so…I also would’ve added the, “Am I going to be a godfather again?” quote from that finale, ’cause that whole scene between Reid and JJ was just…awwwwwwww :).
    As for other quotes, I love that John Oliver’s show gets quoted so frequently on here :D.

  3. spindae2 says:

    Liv and her Lannister line are this week’s winner! At least for me.

  4. ninamags says:

    Theres nothing wrong with Disco, Dean Winchester, nothing!!

  5. AddieM says:

    Blackish was comedy gold this week.

  6. Mary says:

    Regina is the one who has been screwed over mos? Hahahahaha. Yeah, right. Snow, Emma, Maid Marian, Henry I and II, Neal, Belle, and Rumple have been more than Regina.

  7. The Carpooler says:

    POI finale was great. Glad to see it make the lIst. Sure hope it gets renewed.

  8. Ray says:

    I about fell off the couch at Malcolm’s line about none of them being particularly good actors. That was one of the best lines of the season!