Quotes of the Week From NCIS: LA, Castle, Once Upon a Time and More

We may not have the speed (or beauty) of yesterday’s Kentucky Derby winner American Pharoah, but when it comes to zingers, quips and retorts, nobody’s beating TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!

Yep, our staff worked tirelessly over the last seven days to populate yet another gallery of awesome TV one-liners and exchanges.

This time around we’ve got hipster goodness on Person of Interest, a call to prayer on Mom, Beyoncé shout-outs on New Girl, and double doses of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., SNL and The Big Bang Theory.

So click through the gallery below for the full rundown — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any goodies we inevitably missed!