Quotes of the Week From Scorpion, S.H.I.E.L.D., Wendy Williams and More

It’s still almost a week until the Kentucky Derby — but we’ve got a sure bet for you!

TVLine’s Quotes of the Week is almost guaranteed to brighten your Sunday with the best and brightest zingers, retorts and one-liners from the last seven days of TV.

This time around, we’ve got a Real Housewives burn from Inside Amy Schumer, a buggy situation on Game of Thrones, police activity on Scorpion and Community, a Simpsons nod on iZombie, a double dose of Grey’s Anatomy and much more.

So click through the gallery below for the full rundown — then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any goodies we inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Mr. Tran K says:

    The Grey’s Anatomy quotes were emotionally brilliant. RIP McDreamy :-(

  2. Kay says:

    Thank you for putting in ” It’s a beautiful day to save lives”. Tear

  3. SJ says:

    How do you put in two Community quotes and neither one of them has anything to do with Paget Brewster’s scene-stealing performance in the “level 7 susceptible” scene with Pelton? Also, that Britta quote was only funny due to Jeff’s followup “Do you believe half your own politics?”

    • Wordsmith says:

      Paget’s scene with the Dean was the highlight of the episode, but it was all in her delivery – it wouldn’t be nearly as good written out on the page.

  4. Csbd says:

    Pretty surprised there are no Arrow quotes.

  5. ninamags says:

    “Duh, Winchesters”
    I think you mean: Duh, CARVER.

  6. Tracy says:

    The best quotes came from Dean on Supernatural and Happy on Scorpion!

  7. Nitemar says:

    Derek’s beautiful words will be missed as much as he. Got to admit Shonda has a way with her pen.

  8. Dan the critic says:

    Nolan on “Revenge” : “Ding Dong the bitch is dead”.

  9. Jimbo says:

    So not only is Scorpion one of the worst shows of all time, but we’re supporting them saying that all cops are idiots?