Sharknado 3 Gets Premiere Date, Global Release and One Hell of a Title

Sharknado 3 Title Premiere Date

Syfy’s latest Sharknado will touch down on Wednesday, July 22 at 9/8c — and virtually no one on the globe will be safe from this serving of shlock.

The cabler announced that Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! will debut in 86 countries in all, including the UK, Australia and across Europe, Asia and Latin America, within 24 hours of its Stateside assault.

Explaining the title, Syfy SVP Chris Regina said in a statement, “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! embraces the larger-than-life irreverence that has made these movies so popular and entertaining.”

Storyline-wise (as it were), Sharknado 3 will cause mass destruction in Washington, D.C. before roaring down the Eastern Seaboard and into Florida.

Ian Ziering, Tara Reid and Cassie Scerbo will reprise their roles as Fin, April and Nova, while David Hasselhoff and Bo Derek will play Fin’s father Gil and April’s mother May. Cameo roles include Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter as POTUS and his veep, Jerry Springer as a manic tourist, NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick as a lifeguard and wrestler Chris Jericho as roller coaster operator.

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20 Comments
  1. Jennifer says:

    Oh hell yes! I love the title and am not ashamed to say that I am really looking forward to another helping of campy fun.

    • wrstlgirl says:

      Me too. Even as much as I hate Tara Reid I can overlook that and enjoy this hot mess of a movie :-)

      • jessemetcalfe says:

        You hate Tara Reid?? Hate is hard word baby. You can dislike her but hate? You don’t even know her. Get a life

  2. wrstlgirl says:

    LMFAO at that title. How appropriate.

  3. wendi says:

    So much happy!!!

  4. David4 says:

    Ann Coulter as VP IS A HORROR!!!!

  5. Simon Jester says:

    I really wanted to hate-watch Sharknado 2… but it was a blast! Guess I’ll be tuning in to this one, too.

  6. Lana says:

    So Fin’s father is “Gil” and April’s mother is “May”. LMAO! I love it! Can’t wait! :)

  7. THAT’S MY BIRTHDAY! I cannot wait!

  8. Ron says:

    Well, the title did not disappoint. Honestly, I was fully expecting it to be Sharknado 3: The Third One. And really, I think I would’ve been okay with that. But Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No is pretty funny. My mind tells me not to watch, but my heart is saying YASSSSS!!!!

  9. Toni says:

    Can’t wait!!!

  10. Please oh please let Ann Coulter get eaten by a shark!

  11. LAwoman says:

    Count me in!

  12. Can’t wait to see Ann Coldturd in this movie.

  13. When will we see Sharknado Vs …???

  14. Bill says:

    I hope Benji Bronk gets a part in this one.

  15. mike harris says:

    Cant wait to see jerry springer, jericho, and Cuban this movie will set records!