Sharknado 3: Mark Cuban, Ann Coulter Cast as Leaders of the United States

Sharknado 3 Cast

The only thing crazier than the concept of an actual sharknado is the latest crop of actors(?) confirmed to appear in the Syfy saga’s upcoming third installment.

Syfy on Monday added two more names to Sharknado 3‘s roster: mega mogul Mark Cuban and noted maniac Ann Coulter, who will be playing the President and Vice President of the United States of America, respectively. So in case you were wondering, yes, this is going to be a horror movie.

That illustrious twosome joins a bevy of previously announced cast members plucked from yesteryear, including: Bo Derek, playing April’s mother May; Jerry Springer, playing manic tourist Mr. White; Chris Jericho, playing a roller coaster operator named Bruce; and Chris Kirkpatrick, playing… a pool life guard.

Sharknado 3 will once again revolve around Fin (Ian Ziering), April (Tara Reid) and Nova (Cassie Scerbo) as they battle the titular freaks of nature — only this time, the fight will take them all the way from Washington, D.C., to Florida.

Your thoughts on Cuban and Coulter’s casting? Drop ’em in the comments section below.

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18 Comments
  1. behzadbyhimself says:

    How many Sharknadoes can the world have?

  2. FO2 says:

    I’ll watch it only if Ann Coulter gets eaten by a shark…but then, why wish food poisoning on the poor fish…

  3. Brandon Rowe says:

    Is it even physically possible for a shark to eat through Ann Coulter’s giraffe neck? I sure hope so…She’s the type of person who makes all Republicans looks evil (and I am one!). Can’t stand her.

  4. murley says:

    “Noted maniac Ann Coulter”. Hahaha. Kudos, Andy.

  5. Julia says:

    I am already laughing out loud about this movie and I haven’t even seen it yet. This is going to be epic and ridiculous.

  6. WorkingITfor Dollars says:

    Casting Ann Coulter was a sure-fire way to make sure I won’t watch. The woman is absolute evil. Evil with a rabid following. Who else does that sound like….

  7. aurat22 says:

    Ann Coulter as Vice-president of the United States! That’s more frightening than the thought of being eaten by a shark. At least with the shark the suffering part would be over quicker.

  8. Heathers says:

    The real fright would be Hillary Clinton as our next president. Wow you lefties sure have gotten your panties in a bunch.

  9. mooshki says:

    Let me guess: The plot is that they have to harness the power of the Sharknado to save the world from Ann Coulter?

  10. Epazote says:

    CHRIS JERICHO. /disproportionately excited

  11. WayneAdneyC says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOOOOOOOOOOOME! Can’t wait to see it!

  12. G says:

    Watching sharknado 3 and it is awesome… But zombies flying around would awesomer