Quotes of the Week From Daily Show, Looking, Modern Family and More

Welcome to March, the month that inevitably makes you say, “For the love of all that’s holy, why is this year flying by so quickly?!”

The good news is you can take all the time you want reading TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best retorts, zingers and one-liners from the last seven days of TV.

This time around we’ve got some Beatles-esque bitchery on Empire, a reefer reference on Person of Interest, the bear necessities on New Girl, double doses of The Walking Dead and Agent Carter, and so much more!

So, click through the gallery below for the full extravaganza, then hit the comments to share your thoughts and share any brilliant lines we inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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10 Comments
  1. LADY_in_MD says:

    This weeks modern family was so funny! Mitch with the hat and Cam worrying about the popcorn the whole episode filmed the way they did it was perfect!

  2. c-mo says:

    This might have been the funniest episode of Modern Family ever! Gloria’s hair cutting skills have far surpassed the legendary level and reached stellar with that Mohawk on Luke.

  3. Crystal says:

    That’s not even the best Cookie quote of that exchange!

  4. CourTV says:

    New Girl: the movie popcorn machine exchange between Jess and Nick was the funniest thing I heard in months.

  5. Cobra says:

    How in the world was this gem from Raylan Givens not included:
    “Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of @#$holes.”
    .
    Very happy to see Jimmy McGill getting due recognition, though.

  6. Rich Abey says:

    Has perfect Mr. Finch been druggind his misery away in the past..or was it his alter-ego Ben Linus?

  7. Tarajifan says:

    Can’t believe you left off Rayna’s assessment of Sadie’s ex.

  8. Tran says:

    Travolta’s quote on Kimmel was classic.

  9. eric says:

    “Isnt this fun?” That made it to quotes of the week?
    I could think of a hundred other 3 worded quotes this week that would have been better than that

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