Have you put your holiday decorations away yet? If so, reward yourself by reading TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!
If not, well, you might as well procrastinate by catching up on the best retorts, one-liners and zingers from the last seven days of television.
This time around we’ve got dead-body humor on The Simpsons and American Horror Story: Freak Show, an Oprah reference from Wendy Williams, some gluten-free humor on Hindsight, one last look back at the Golden Globes and so much more!
So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.