Quotes of the Week From New Girl, Marry Me, Bachelor and More

What’s your new year’s resolution for 2015? If it’s “watch more (and better) TV” then welcome to the club!

To that end, we present the year’s first installment of Quotes of the Week — a collection of the best zingers, one-liners and retorts from the small screen over the last seven days.

This time around, we’ve got marital musings from The Bachelor and Empire, feminist philosophy via Agent Carter, a Top Chef moment on Galavant, and religious truth via Sleepy Hollow.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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4 Comments
  1. S. says:

    No Librarian love? “You’ve got bird on you,” and CK’s expression were absolutely the best.

  2. Bwhit says:

    I thought Platt saying to Burgess on Chicago PD to duck next time was pretty good.

  3. Chad Smith says:

    My favourite was Puck on Glee. “At ease tea baggers.”

  4. JeniLee says:

    My fave was Cougar Town when Ellie said “fee fi fo fum. Whaaat. Fat!”