Stockings not yet hung by the chimney with care? Fret not.
Grab a cup of spiked egg nog, put your feet up and forget about your mile-long to-do list by reading TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!
This time around we’ve got some teenage shame courtesy of Mom, a good luck charm on Jane the Virgin, political humor on Kimmel and Fallon, hashtag confusion on The Comeback and facial recognition on Young and the Restless.
Plus, you’ll find double doses of NCIS: Los Angeles, Getting On, The McCarthys and Bob’s Burgers — as well as a triple shot of American Horror Story: Freak Show.
So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.