Quotes of the Week: The 100, NCIS: LA, Vanderpump, Freak Show and More

Stockings not yet hung by the chimney with care? Fret not.

Grab a cup of spiked egg nog, put your feet up and forget about your mile-long to-do list by reading TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!

This time around we’ve got some teenage shame courtesy of Mom, a good luck charm on Jane the Virgin, political humor on Kimmel and Fallon, hashtag confusion on The Comeback and facial recognition on Young and the Restless.

Plus, you’ll find double doses of NCIS: Los Angeles, Getting On, The McCarthys and Bob’s Burgers — as well as a triple shot of American Horror Story: Freak Show.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Neki says:

    Rogelio rules!!!

  2. Performers of the week should have been Lindsey Morgan and Eliza Taylor phenomenal performances from both ladies on ‘the 100’

  3. Nichole says:

    I thought for sure that Dr. Evil’s “Sony hasn’t had a hit since the walkman” would be on here.

  4. Candace says:

    No “I resent being part of your heterosexual tomfoolery”?!

  5. Chris Leonardi says:

    Legend of Korra

    Varrick: Zhu Li Moon, will you do the thing for the rest of our lives?