He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. And Santa Claus also keeps up on whether or not you’re keeping up with TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.
This time around, we’ve got Medusa paying a visit to General Hospital, Billy Eichner stopping by New Girl and a Bilbo Baggins reference on The Mysteries of Laura.
Plus, we’ve got double doses of Bones, Once Upon a Time and The Originals — and a triple shot of Supernatural!
So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.