Quotes of the Week from New Girl, Stalker, The Voice, Homeland and More!

Best TV Quotes

Has early-onset holiday music in public spaces left you wanting to plug your ears and yell, “Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la”?

Fret not — we’ve got an even better means of distracting yourself: TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!

This time around, we’ve got a biology lesson from Scorpion, the definition of sadness on Scandal, some much-needed sex ed on NCIS: Los Angeles, a trashy moment on Homeland, three very important words on The Big Bang Theory and much, much more!

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. GildedRose says:

    The Big Bang Sheldon/Amy quote shocked me. Totally wasn’t expecting that but if you didn’t Awww and grin like an idiot after that, the Grinch has a bigger heart. LOL. Loved the Arrow Felicity Smoak centric episode. So good. So many great quotes. The porn star one was probably low on my list but always nice to see her appear on the list week after week. She’s fabulous.

  2. Vari says:

    I like Captain Guyliner one. Because Emma & Hook do make eyes at each other.

    My other fave line is – “Wounds that were made when we young tend to linger” – Hook

  3. Claire says:

    Felicity for the win again! Such a fantastic episode—watched it again today ::LOVE::

  4. georgiamadman says:

    The Selfie quote is a perfect example of why the show was cancelled. Poor John Cho. He must fell like Justin Hartley did when he chose Emily Owens, MD over Arrow.

  5. Leslee says:

    “Weddings, adulterers, and murderers…oh my!! (Lucy Coe on General Hospital this week…kind of sums the week up in a nutshell!)

  6. herman1959 says:

    Bob’s Burgers!!! I might actually have to start watching.

  7. Briggs says:

    I wondered which Felicity quote would make the list this week. LOL Good choice, TVLine. Can we bring back Ship Shape, btw?

  8. Leo says:

    so many better selfie quote:
    Eliza: I’m no plus-one, I’m VIP, bitches.
    Henry: Bitches? It’s just me. One bitch.

    Charmonique : It’s like I want people to be happy but no I don’t.

    Oh and I was hoping this quote from Murder:
    Asher: I was so mad I wasn’t born gay.
    That is some groundbreaking line for a straight guy to say in TV.