Quotes of the Week: Jane the Virgin, The Goldbergs, The Good Wife and More!

Election Day is nigh, but before you do you civic duty, we implore you to get fully informed by perusing TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

OK, maybe studying a collection of the best zingers, retorts and one-liners doesn’t have much to do with politics. But check ’em out anyway.

This time around we’ve got double doses of Scandal and Jane the Virgin, a beverage flashback on The Vampire Diaries, sugary treats from Last Week Tonight and About a Boy, a classic TV reference on Web Therapy and much more!

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Yossarian says:

    I would say that “I’m gonna buy a nice bottle of wine, smash it against the counter and shank myself with it” deserves to be in this list. No?

  2. Briggs says:

    No Arrow quotes this week, and *still* Felicity gets a mention. LOL I love it.

  3. GildedRose says:

    Even on vacation Arrow’s Felicity Smoak has the best lines. LOL.