Quotes of the Week: Jane the Virgin, The Goldbergs, The Good Wife and More!

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Election Day is nigh, but before you do you civic duty, we implore you to get fully informed by perusing TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

OK, maybe studying a collection of the best zingers, retorts and one-liners doesn’t have much to do with politics. But check ’em out anyway.

This time around we’ve got double doses of Scandal and Jane the Virgin, a beverage flashback on The Vampire Diaries, sugary treats from Last Week Tonight and About a Boy, a classic TV reference on Web Therapy and much more!

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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3 Comments
  1. Yossarian says:

    I would say that “I’m gonna buy a nice bottle of wine, smash it against the counter and shank myself with it” deserves to be in this list. No?

  2. Briggs says:

    No Arrow quotes this week, and *still* Felicity gets a mention. LOL I love it.

  3. GildedRose says:

    Even on vacation Arrow’s Felicity Smoak has the best lines. LOL.