Quotes of the Week: Person of Interest, Web Therapy, Vampire Diaries and More

Happy Halloween!

OK, not quite, but since you’ve made the effort to dress up as your favorite TV character and show up at our doorstep, we’ll fill your plastic pumpkin with Quotes of the Week, a collection of the sweetest zingers, retorts and one liners from the last seven days of TV!

This time around, we’ve got a double dose of The Originals and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., a Gwyneth Paltrow moment of zen on Web Therapy, a medical request on The Vampire Diaries, a Sons of Anarchy malapropism, some daytime confusion on Marry Me and much much more.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. AL says:

    Really? No Grey’s Anatomy with the bar scene between Callie and Mer??

  2. Erin2 says:

    The “Bitch Please” line was my favorite this week!

  3. Lindsay says:

    Bonus Person of Interest Quote:
    (Reese shoots someone)”My therapist isn’t going to like that. “

  4. Best scene this week was Callie and Meredith’s drunk bar scene, full of hilarious quotes!

  5. Skittles&Bits says:

    You missed out on gold with POI. Finch’s line in the last episode (“We’ll have to use the NSA’s sources. I’ll take Google, you take Yahoo”) is an instant classic.

  6. GildedRose says:

    LOL Arrow’s Felicity Smoak always manages to get the best lines. Love her. Good Wife has some great snark and even Agents of Shield is starting to grow on me.