Quotes of the Week From NCIS, Selfie, Sons of Anarchy, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More!

Fall foliage is peaking in many parts of the nation, but our eyes remain glued to the television. (‘Tis the season, after all!)

To supplement Sunday small-screen binging, we bring you Quotes of the Week — a collection of the best zingers, comebacks and retorts from the last seven days.

This time around, we’ve got double doses of Sleepy Hollow and Selfie, a culinary question via Supernatural, a canine conundrum on Person of Interest, an explosive explanation on Scandal and a down-under moment on The Big Bang Theory.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.