AHS: Freak Show Opening Credits — There Ought to Be (Menacing) Clowns

Clowns to the left of me… MORE CLOWNS to the right… here I am, stuck in the Freak Show with you…

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We co-opt (and alter) your favorite Stealers Wheel jam to avoid discussing the feelings of collapse conjured up by American Horror Story: Freak Show‘s opening credits, which creator Ryan Murphy shared via Twitter today.

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Granted, the title sequence is not as overtly terrifying as the cackling voodoo lady and dancing hooded figures of Coven, but again…CLOWNS. Cracked and creepy clown figurines. Little stop-motion skeletons. A…lady? With… a third, booted leg? Coming out of her…

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