Quotes of the Week from Girl Meets World, Sons of Anarchy, Mindy and More

The fall 2014 TV season is upon us — and what better way to remind yourself of that fact than by diving into TVLine’s Quotes of the Week?

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This time around we’ve got food- and beverage-based humor from Last Week Tonight, The Real and Real Time, a double dose of Sons of Anarchy, inappropriate come-ons on Unforgettable and General Hospital, and much more.

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So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Dark Defender says:

    Maybe this qualifies more for next week – but yesterday’s Doctor Who exchange, was quite funny.

    Doctor: Calories consumed on the TARDIS have no lasting effect.
    Clara: Are you Kidding?
    Doctor: Of course I’m kidding. It’s a time machine, not a miracle worker!

  2. Seriously?! says:

    Topanga’s mother’s name was Rhiannon on Boy Meets World and now Rosie on Girl Meets World?

  3. S. says:

    It’s a shame Chris Messina’s dancing isn’t considered a quote.