Dancing With the Stars Week 1 Results: Did The Right Couple Go Home?

This just in from the Department of Imaginary Survey Results: Four out of five doctors who reviewed the full cast list for Season 19 of Dancing With the Stars asked, “Who the heck are these people?”

But after Monday night’s premiere episode, far more interesting questions began to percolate: Is former Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star Alfonso Ribeiro — already atop the judges’ leaderboard – a Mirrorball shoo-in? Will strong debut performances by the likes of YouTuber Bethany Mota, Pretty Little Liars star Janel Parrish and Duck Dynasty offspring Sadie Robertson carry them through the holiday season? How soon will former Calvin Klein underwear model Antonio Sabato Jr., do his first shirtless dance?

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On the flip side, the bottom of the leaderboard was littered with plenty of charming but inevitable also-rans – comedian/stoner Tommy Chong, designer diva Betsey Johnson and political commentator Tavis Smiley, your days are numbered, no matter how enjoyable your pre-performance packages! – making the season’s initial elimination a nail-biter.

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But without further ado, here’s the real moment of truth — tonight’s results:

FINAL FOUR COUPLES LEFT “IN JEOPARDY”
Betsey Johnson and pro Tony Dovolani
Michael Waltrip and pro Emma Slater
Lea Thompson and pro Artem Chigvintsev
Lolo Jones and pro Keo Motsepe

BOTTOM TWO COUPLES
Betsey Johnson and pro Tony Dovolani
Lolo Jones and pro Keo Motsepe

ELIMINATED
Lolo Jones and pro Keo Motsepe

“I wouldn’t have had it any other way. I know Betsey had the malfunction with the boa [on Monday]… that was a disadvantage for her,”  said an incredibly gracious but emotional Lolo, who went on to blame her own missteps for her low scores. “I’m glad that she’s staying and she deserves to stay.”

And with that, it’s your turn. Was Lolo the right choice to go home? If now, which couple should have really gotten axed? Who’s your early favorite for Mirrorball glory? Sound off in the comments!