New Girl First Look: Jessica Biel Plays the Mating Game on Season Premiere

New Girl Season Premiere

Nothing says “Happy Hump Day” like a video about procreation from New Girl‘s season premiere.

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In TVLine’s exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the comedy’s Sept. 16 return, Jess and Kat (guest star Jessica Biel) wage biological warfare — literally — over Ted, the best man at a wedding they’re both attending.

“Ted is the only eligible guy here, and we are his two best options for procreation,” Kat explains. “I am the better choice of mate, from a purely biological standpoint. You’re shorter, weaker and dumber — no offense, I love those shoes.”

From that point on, it’s a no-holds-barred battle for the best man, and not even Larry King — or at least a guy Jess thought was Larry King — is safe.

(BONUS: There’s also a nice blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment between Jess and Nick around the 1:13 mark. A toilet is involved.)

Hit PLAY on the preview below, then drop a comment with your thoughts on New Girl: Are you hoping for a Jess-Nick reunion in Season 4?

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  1. DL says:

    Um… no “holes” barred? That’s one heck of a Freudian slip… >_>

  2. Tran says:

    Great to see Jessica Biel’s long awaited return to TV ever since the heydays of 7th Heaven.

  3. Siria Love says:

    I want nick and jess together

  4. Philip says:

    This content is currently unavailable…….

  5. Liz. B. says:

    Okay, so, I couldn’t see this on my iPad so I had to look this up (along with the other new sneaks) and…gotta say, it looks promising. I like the guy the two are hitting on (kind of a hottie) and there were some funny lines, I like that Nick and Jess are dealing with the fallout of the break up and it looks like they’re not just dropping the Schmidt and CeCe stuff that happened in last season’s finale. Bring it on.