Quotes of the Week from True Blood, Dallas, Pretty Little Liars and More

TV Quotes August 2014

As TV’s summer season starts to wind down — accept it, it’s happening — we’re beginning to think our favorite shows have been saving their best lines for last.

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And so, it’s time for TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, a collection of zingers, bon mots and retorts from the last seven days on the tube.

This time around we’ve got double doses of True Blood, Defiance and Teen Wolf. Plus, there’s some beautiful wordplay — courtesy of Bachelor In Paradise, of course — and one really un-sexy sex quote from Dallas.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed!