What to Watch Tonight: Stranded Vampire Exes, Two and a Half Men Finale, Grey's Panic and More

Oh, Wald-E, Good Times AheadOn TV this Thursday: The Big Bang Theory reevaluates life choices, The Vampire Diaries gets stranded in a distant location, Surviving Jack ends on a hostile note and Two and a Half Men come clean. As a supplement to TVLine’s original features (linked within), here are 10 programs to keep on your radar.

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8 pm The Vampire Diaries (The CW) | Stefan and Elena find themselves stranded in a remote location after escaping Markos, which gives Stefan plenty of time to get philosophical with Elena about her relationship with Damon.

8 pm The Big Bang Theory (CBS) | A bad day causes Penny to reevaluate her life choices – including Leonard – while Raj gets relationship advice from Sheldon…yes, Sheldon. (Get scoop.)

8 pm Instant Mom (Nickelodeon) | Classic TV moms – Happy Days’ Marion Ross, The Brady Bunch’s Florence Henderson, Family Ties’ Meredith Baxter and Sister, Sister’s Jackée Harry – come together for a Mother’s Day tribute.

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9 pm Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) | Meredith discovers Amelia’s true feelings about being in Seattle, Callie receives devastating news and the residents panic upon hearing that one of them will be fired.

9 pm Two and a Half Men (CBS) | Season finale: Alan confesses his true identity to Larry, then must face the consequences. Country singer Brad Paisley guest-stars. (Yup, renewed!)

9 pm Saint George (FX) | Season finale: George is excited to be dating a rich woman but decides he doesn’t like being her boy-toy.

9:30 pm Surviving Jack (Fox) | Series finale: Jack and Joanne are at odds when their kids betray their trust – Frankie drinks and Rachel wants to go on birth control. (Cancelled.)

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10 pm Elementary (CBS) | When a standard murder investigation turns out to have international and political implications, Holmes and Watson come into contact with a British intelligence agency.

10 pm Maron (IFC) | Season 2 premiere: Marc is happy with his professional and personal life but becomes his own worst enemy when he sabotages a guest spot on Talking Dead.

10:30 pm Comedy Bang! Bang! (IFC) | Season 3 premiere: Patton Oswalt and Scott compete for the same acting role and a turtle expert goes through an emotional breakdown.

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  1. Kat says:

    I bet Callie can’t have kids anymore… maybe something that happened during the traumatic things that happened during Sofia’s birth!

  2. Hurley says:

    I guess Shane is leaving as Cristina’s apprentice, and Leah is getting fired.

  3. Maryann says:

    The Vampire Diaries
    Black Box

  4. olita says:

    Didn’t the Grey’s interns already sort of panic last week?

  5. Justin says:

    The Big Bang Theory

  6. Tessa says:

    Vampire Diaries
    Grey’s Anatomy-DVR

  7. Liv says:

    Surviving Jack :{

  8. SK says:

    Big Bang

  9. Sasha says:

    I have a feeling that Mycroft is with this British intelligence Agency. Dang it i wanted Sherlock to be right that he’s a dingbat but ah well.

    Elementary for me!

    and BBT

  10. Matthew Weber says:

    TBBT. Worried about Penny and Leonard. Think they are going to do something stupid with that relationship.

  11. Joey Padron says:

    Hollywood Game Night, Surviving Jack finale, some of Comedy Awards and Jimmy Fallon. DVR Bad Teacher.

  12. wrstlgirl says:

    Reign. I’ll read TVD recap. I have zero interest in more Stefan, Elena, Damon talking ad nauseam about their relationship crap.

  13. sarah says:

    Vampire Diaries
    Grey’s Anatomy
    Hollywood Game Night (PVR)

  14. Tran says:

    The American Comedy Awards for me tonight.

  15. Brandy says:

    BBT ,VD,Reign

  16. Babygate says:

    I am surprised and happy to see Instant Mom here. I love that show. I think it is sadly underrated and under-promoted. The kids are a gem. They are hilarious. And Tia Mowry does an excellent job. Still don’t understand why they moved it to Thursdays. Doesn’t seem like a smart move. After that its Grey’s live. I’m pretty sure that Callie is now infertile which means next season either Arizona gets pregnant or they adopt. I hope Amelia stays on for good. That’s it for Thursdays now that Scandal and Vikings are done for the season.

  17. Babybop says:

    I’ll watch Big Bang Theory, and probably have TVD on in the background while I study for finals. I’m so over Damon and Elena and I don’t really think a whole episode of them talking about it sounds very interesting. I miss when the show was good!

  18. David says:

    Kind of spoiled the cliffhanger at the end of last weeks TVD where the travelers got Elena.. nice to know she gets away! geez.

  19. Will says:

    Grey’s Anatomy: I have this weird feeling Ben (Bailey’s husband) will randomly be the one to get fired. If I’m not mistaken, wasn’t he not in that scene with all the other interns when they were freaking out? Realistically Shane would have been fired a while, and hoping Leah gets fired now. Either way, this season’s finale of Grey’s will be the last episode I ever watch so I hope it’s great!

  20. Steve F. says:

    One last round of Surviving Jack for me… :(

  21. N says: