Warning: Your are at risk of falling short of your weekly TV quota.
The good news is, you can get yourself back on track by reading Quotes of the Week – a collection of the best retorts, one-liners and bon mots from the last seven days!
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This time around, we’ve got a Doctor Who reference on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., birth-control intel on The Mindy Project and Modern Family, a royal insult on Inside Amy Schumer, a double dose of About a Boy and much more.
So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!