The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Won't Be Dancing: Here Are 10 Other Reality Shows He Could Ruin

This was the week where Juan Pablo Galavis stood trial in the court of public opinion, accused of being the worst Bachelor in the history of ABC’s reality dating competition — and the evidence was pretty damning.

Dumped by Andi Dorfman for talking incessantly about himself during their “fantasy suite” experience; accused of whispering something untoward and overtly sexual to runner-up Clare Crawley during their final date; refusing to propose or even say “I love you” (gasp!) to his ultimate choice Nikki; and cantankerously insisting on his right to privacy when grilled by host Chris Harrison, only to grant a cover-story interview to People magazine just days later.

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In the process, Juan Pablo reportedly lost a planned gig performing on Season 18 of Dancing With the Stars.

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But fret not: When one ballroom door closes, another portal to quick and easy fame opens. Below are our 10 suggestions for reality franchises that seem perfect for Juan Pabs’ special talents (i.e. kissing indiscrimately, taking off his shirt, selling pieces of his soul with garage-sale causualness).

Check out our picks, then make your own suggestions down in the comments section!