True Detective's 9 Most Profound Pieces of Wisdom, As Told By Cats

You’ve watched every episode of HBO’s True Detective. You know the season finale is coming up this Sunday (9/8c). You’re able to spout Yellow King references with the best of ’em, and you could sketch the spaghetti monster in your sleep.

But you have not lived until you have seen the show’s deepest, most sobering thoughts brought to life via the Internet’s favorite critter: the housecat.

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Fortunately, TVLine is here to fill that void. So crack a Lone Star tall boy, pour it into your Big Hug Mug and click through the gallery below to see bits of Rust and Marty’s wisdom, illustrated with furry felines. (With photo assistance by Andy Swift)

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  1. Mel says:

    So much love for this. What a hoot! Perfect, thanks.

  2. S. says:

    Can’t decide which one’s my favorite–#2 or #7, though the whole thing made me laugh.

  3. IMHO says:

    Better than the show

  4. Stuart says:

    As awesome as those are, they need to be in lolcat speak to truly transcend time and space.

  5. ChuckB says:

    That first one is just wrong. Everyone knows Michael Jordan is the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch.

  6. daily quotes says:

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  7. I don’t think these are even close to the best quotes from the show. Although, the ones I have in mind are probably to long to fit on cute kitten pics :D