Whether or not you’ve got a three-day weekend in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, it’s your inalienable right to enjoy TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!
Yes, folks, we’ve stayed glued to our couches for the last seven days in an attempt to round up the best zingers, one-liners, bon mots and retorts from the small screen.
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This time around, we’ve got a bawdy Golden Globes intro, a bit of fashion commentary from Sleepy Hollow, a kitchen-appliance reference on Modern Family, a Bachelor malapropism, a HIMYM pun and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!