Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Mindy Project, Castle, Downton, Justified, NCIS & More

We hope you made it your New Year’s resolution to diet and exercise watch more TV, because 2014 is already shaping up to be oh-so-quotable.

That’s right, we’re skipping the treadmill today and instead giving you TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best zingers from the small screen over the last seven days.

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This time around, we’ve got a People’s Choice Awards host observing some gender-bending activity, Raylan opting out of a rather – ahem – tall order on Justified, Mindy getting inspired by a national treasure, a fallen witch exploring a new career option on Coven and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!