Happy Holidays -- and Major Spoiler Alerts! -- From Your Friends at TVLine

‘Tis the season to be jolly — especially when we’ve got your exclusive first look at TVLine’s 2013 holiday card!

Yes, folks, our ornamental greeting is packed so tightly with eye-popping spoilers — from Homeland, How I Met Your Mother, Scandal, The Blacklist, Arrow and Glee, to name a few — that it actually shakes like a bowl full of jelly.

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Check out our card below, and thanks to each and every one of you for being a part of TVLine’s success (and lively comments section) this year. Happy holidays!


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  1. Annie Sisk says:

    Dana bombed Langley. I KNEW IT. Never trusted that kid.

  2. Here I thought I was dreaming on some storylines.

  3. Carda says:

    I’m not sure I can trust you on this one…

  4. Tom Charles says:


  5. Juice is bisexual?! Him being homosexual isn’t the shock but after the SoA season finale, why come out now?!!!!

  6. Steven says:

    Ted murders the Mother. I knew it!

  7. Joey says:

    Great Holiday Card. Happy Holidays to everyone at TVLine.

  8. CC says:

    I just knew that some people would think you guys were being serious.

  9. Beth says:

    I would believe it about Juice even if this wasn’t a joke! I love this.

    • Britta Unfiltered says:

      Ditto. I think Juice is secretly in love with Jax and that’s why he works so hard to impress him and to stay a part of the club.

  10. Dee says:

    LMAO…I love it!!

  11. TheHype says:

    Ted and the Mother enjoy lazer tag. Nailed it!

  12. Merry Christmas says:

    Sheldon marries Penny and they have 12 kids.

  13. Nick says:

    I almost believed it when I was reading “Red is Elizabeth’s mother”, as it’s a theory someone proposed some weeks ago here… but then I read “Fitz is Olivia’s half brother” and I realized that was a pun… well done guys! Merry Christmas!

  14. Esaul says:

    I love this! Thanks TVLine :D

  15. Anna says:

    Oh, these are really good! I’d love to see Pearson Specter actually travel time though. Also, Ted killing the mother would be a funny twist and giving a whole new purpose to Ted telling his kids about how he met her, considering he’d go to prison if he killed her.

  16. Pat says:

    Thank you TVLine for that spoiler card, loved it. “MERRY CHRISTMAS” to all of you at TVLine.com and also, to all of the commenters out there who post on this site. Stay safe during this Holiday Season!

  17. Teag says:

    Hahaha. I was like “what the heck, this is crazy, and then right when I read ‘Norma Kills Norman” I knew… I just knew…

  18. Kendall says:

    I want the A Martinez one to be true.

  19. jenferner8 says:

    I LOVE IT!! I KNEW Red wasn’t Liz’s father! That being said, is maybe Coulson Skye’s father on SHIELD? Or maybe SHIELD is a part of Coulson’s Tahiti.

  20. Fernando says:

    Nolan and Jack are more then just friends ;)

  21. Raist1 says:

    In case you missed the hint on the full page: 2 of those things are true, the rest are false.

  22. Mary says:

    Happy Holidays to everyone at TVLine!

  23. Martin says:

    Don’t be mean with the Oliver develops a weight problem… imagine, it’d be terrible.jt

  24. Zepp OnAir says:

    Happy Holidays for you all! Brody is alive still. You also will see!

  25. Pamela says:

    I wanna watch this show.

  26. A Martinez. This made me laugh like a lunatic for a good 3 minutes. Would those kids even know who A Martinez is? I love it…

  27. Shaun Daily says:

    Too much Egg Nog lol

  28. Drewer says:

    Burke kills Christina-I’m going to be laughing about that one for a long time.

  29. Jill says:

    I was trying to wrap my head around Olivia & Fitz, because I don’t know the shows I read just prior, then when I read about Kurt & Santana… I thought, well done TvLine!

  30. Prongs says:

    First, I want to say Cote de Pablo is missed on NCIS and I wish her the best. While I respect Emily Wickersham’s ability, she certainly has a long way to go to convince me; then again, de Pablo was on the show for over seven years, so I should probably give her a chance. Anyway, does TV Line using this tongue-in-cheek “scoop” about Ziva leaving the show on-screen because she’s carrying Tony’s child seemingly confirm the true reason Cote de Pablo left off-screen? In other words, I heard the real reason de Pablo left was that she is expecting in real-life. Now if I am totally off-base, I apologize in advance. And if this is the wrong place to discuss de Pablo’s personal reasons for leaving NCIS, than I apologize for that, too; her reason are her own and I get that. But on the off-chance it is true, well I for one congratulate her and hope she one day returns (in some form) to NCIS. Off-topic for a moment, does anyone think this actual story (http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/navy-planted-false-info-nab-ncis-mole-alleged/story?id=21260153) in the real NCIS would make for a great over-arching plot for the show? Maybe not since did the whole mole-on-the-inside thing back in season 6 with Agent Lee. Thoughts?

  31. Qwerty says:

    Ted turns off the mother’s life support?

  32. cjeffery7 says:

    BAHAHAHAHA! nice one, tvline, nice one. =)

  33. Matt M says:

    You sick bastards.

  34. Simon says:

    If Ziva had left for that reason I might still be watching NCIS. What they served us was total crap!

  35. CK says:

    Burke kills Christina. Don’t give Shonda Rhimes any ideas!

  36. Quang says:

    That picture could have used more compression.

  37. awnb95 says:

    Funny knew it was fake when I read the Glee one, but still laughed.

  38. r0ckmypants says:

    ….. What is the point of this?

  39. Niejan says:

    Terrific. Oliver needs to exercise much much more!

  40. The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America says:

    Oliver develops a weight problem? But without that nice body women will stop watching. And here’s a Downton spoiler, The Xmas special is an endurance test.

  41. Britt says:

    I’m soooo confused lol

  42. BettyLuvsTV says:

    Love this! So funny. Thanks tvline!

  43. Jack says:

    Thought it was real…read the Scandal one, shocked, but still thought it was real…read the Glee one, really shocked, but still thought it was real…read the HIMYM one, knew it was fake, very relieved, back to the Happy Holidays now.

  44. ren says:

    juice being bisexual makes the most sense.

  45. mooshki says:

    Oh, Mikey, I see you’re still missing Santa Barbara as much as I am! Good ol’ Cruz Castillo…

  46. idon says:

    So TVLINE goes all April Fool’s for Christmas Eve. I knew it was fake when I read one of my theories on the Xmas bulb.

  47. Leanna says:

    Ziva had Tony’s baby! So THAT’S it! LOL!

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