Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Almost Human, Carrie Diaries, Scandal, NCIS & More

It’s “winter finale” season on the small screen, which means the bon mots are dropping faster than flakes of snow in the North Pole.

Which is another way of welcoming you to TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best zingers from the small screen over the last seven days.

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This time around, we’ve got a double dose of American Horror Story: Coven, an architectural interlude on Trophy Wife, an “oh, snap!” moment on The Sing-Off, some birds and bees courtesy of The Big Bang Theory and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Babybop says:

    That Sleepy Hollow quote was my favorite!

  2. Roger says:

    You forgot The Crazy Ones bloopers reel where SMG tells Ashley Tisdale “go back to whatever Disney hell you came from!”Tisdale’s reaction is priceless.

  3. Laura says:

    I love how Felicity, or someone else from Arrow is on this list almost every week. There should be a best zingers tournament at the end of the TV season!

  4. Diane says:

    The Crazy Ones quote made me chuckle when I first heard it.

  5. evababy says:

    That was a great quote from Sleepy Hollow. But, boo! No picture of Abbie? It was her zinger after all.

  6. Garnet74 says:

    So much great writing on TV these days. Loved the lines from Sleepy Hollow, Almost Human, Big Bang Theory, The Crazy Ones, but especially Arrow. I swear, that show has some of the best lines and about 99% of them are owned by Felicity Smoak (Emily Bett Rickards).

  7. Elyse says:

    that Scandal quote had me laughing out loud! Abby and David are definitely my favorite couple on Scandal.

  8. XY says:

    Wow. A lot of sex innuendos. Actually, nearly 70% of those quotes describe sexual activities. Broadcast TV has come a long way.

  9. Lynn says:

    LOL, I didn’t get The Crazy Ones quote when I saw the episode, but in my defense, I first watched it at eight in the morning on Friday. It’s definitely a lot more funny now.

  10. J says:

    Once upon a time, had a lot of good ones!

  11. big cheddar says:

    There were a lot of great quotes in this week’s episode of the Goldberg’s.