We’re less than a week away from Thanksgiving gluttony, so how about filling up today on delicious, zero-calorie zingers?
Indeed, TVLine’s Quotes of the Week is packed with the best one-liners from the small screen over the last seven days.
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This time around, we’ve got a musical theater reference on NCIS, a Joss Whedon easter egg on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., a double dose of Nashville hilarity, a trip to Almost Human‘s nether-regions, Beatlemania on The Good Wife and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!