Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Coven, The Middle, Blacklist, NCIS: LA and More

Television: You reference it more than a proud papa quotes his adorable toddler — or at least you come pretty darn close!

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That’s why TVLine offers you its regular Sunday feature, Quotes of the Week, packed with the best one-liners from the small screen over the last seven days.

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This time around, we’ve got a messy bon mot from American Horror Story: Coven, a magazine fantasy from Modern Family, some homoerotic subtext from The Mindy Project and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add any zingers we’ve inevitably missed!