What to Watch Tonight: Burn Notice Ends, Rookie Blue and Graceland Finales, Ricky Gervais & More

Burn NoticeOn TV this Thursday: Burn Notice receives its burn notice, Graceland and Rookie Blue cop out for the season, CBS previews its fall line-up and Ricky Gervais’ Derek hits Netflix. Here are 10 programs to keep on your radar.

8 pm The Million Second Quiz (NBC) | On Night 4 of this Ryan Seacreast-hosted interactive marathon game show, the contestants discover they really have to use the restroom.

8:25 pm Thursday Night Football (NFLN) | Can Mr. Gisele Bündchen and the New England Patriots reroute the New York Jets? Tune in to find out.

8:30 pm CBS Fall Preview (CBS) | In case you haven’t been keeping up with TVLine’s fall TV coverage (the horror!), catch this special hosted by We Are Men’s Tony Shalhoub, Jerry O’Connell, Kal Penn and Chris Smith.

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9 pm Wipeout (ABC) | Special time: If you’ve seen the first two editions of the series’ “Hotties vs. Nerds,” you know what to expect in this third battle: a subtle meditation on the expectations society places on its most beautiful and intelligent members. Just kidding, it’s hotties and nerds being bounced around on contraptions like the “Octopushy.”

9 pm Burn Notice (USA Network) | Series finale: After seven seasons of chasing bad guys and facing his CIA demons, Michael Westen must repair some burned bridges before he can (hopefully!) ride off into the sunset. (Whether he does so in his 1973 Dodge Charger or in a hearse remains to be seen.) Get scoop and find out why star Bruce Campbell says “nothing can prepare” fans for the show’s final hour.

9:30 pm Anger Management (FX) | Charlie and his dad each try to stop a woman from having sex with someone.

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10 pm Rookie Blue (ABC) | Season finale: As the fourth season of this Canadian import comes to a close, the officers of 15 Division try to figure out who has been targeting them. Can they piece it together before suffering further bloodshed? (Yep, renewed.)

10 pm Graceland (USA Network) | Season finale: The housemates must unite to save one of their own from a sadistic killer. Wow, Big Brother is getting real. (Yep, renewed!)

10 pm Impractical Jokers (truTV) | The comedic series plays around with Q’s resemblance to former View host Rosie O’Donnell when she surprises him during a bogus presentation about cloning.

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Derek (Netflix) | Series premiere: Infamous ex-Golden Globes host and erstwhile UK Office boss Ricky Gervais writes, directs, executive-produces and stars in this new series, which revolves around a tender, innocent outsider who works as a retirement home caretaker. (All seven 30-minute episodes are available today.)

COMING IN TWO WEEKS: Big Bang Theory, Glee, Grey’s Anatomy, Parenthood and five other premieres!

Hit the comments with your must-see picks from tonight’s lineup!

Comments (29)

  • Graceland!! Love this show!

    Comment by LynnH – September 12, 2013 04:08 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Burn Notice.

    Comment by John – September 12, 2013 04:14 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Graceland! So very happy it was renewed. Great show.

    Comment by Pam Mendez – September 12, 2013 04:40 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • ROOKIE BLUE!!!! Ugh the last 5 minutes of last week were so stressful, I don’t know how I will handle tonight!

    Comment by Sarah – September 12, 2013 05:04 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Rookie Blue

    Comment by Irene – September 12, 2013 05:19 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Burn Notice
    Rookie Blue

    Comment by Steve – September 12, 2013 05:20 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Rookie Blue! Cannot wait! Was gasping and scared and nervous all last episode and expect more of the same tonight!

    Comment by Caitlin – September 12, 2013 05:53 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • The Million Second Quiz and the season finale of Rookie Blue.

    Comment by Flacco Kapernick – September 12, 2013 06:41 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Kinda perplexed about the results of the current “who won’t survive Burn Notice” poll, especially given the amount of spoilers floating about the character currently leading it. I don’t think she dies.

    Comment by AgentVee – September 12, 2013 07:19 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • I don’t think she dies either. It’ll be either Michael or Maddie. The previews were too obvious in leading on and making people believe Fi will bite the bullet.

      Comment by Jerri – September 12, 2013 07:35 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
      • Some dumb website leaked a picture showing the result of that cliffhanger scene from last week as their “preview” of LAST WEEK’S episode (ROFL), so I’m pretty sure I know whats going to happen at the beginning of the finale.

        Comment by Pat D. – September 12, 2013 12:33 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • God, I hope it will be Fiona! She has always been the worst character. Yes, even worse than Jesse.

      Comment by Mitchy the Kid – September 12, 2013 07:42 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
      • Why? Because she’s a woman who can take care of herself?

        Comment by John – September 12, 2013 07:54 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
        • No because she completely abandoned Michael and immediately “fell in love” with and shacked up with someone new. In fact every time Michael does something she doesn’t like she immediately finds someone new. I have a hard time much of her after that.

          Comment by Huskygrl – September 12, 2013 09:21 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
          • Plus, Fi is a danger junky. She won’t ever be happy living a normal life. She wants danger, and she has a tendency to do or want to do bad things. Without Michael to save her bacon and reign in her demons, she would already be on death row or would have been tortured by the CIA and then shot for doing something really bad for really bad people.

            Comment by Patrick – September 12, 2013 10:23 AM PDT  
    • Hoping its Maddie—Sharon Gless is so freaking annoying on this show, I’ve been praying for her character’s death for years. Its a shame, because she was awesome in her Nip/Tuck arc.

      They cant kill Sam or Jesse because that would end any chance of an (AWESOME) spinoff.

      Comment by Pat D. – September 12, 2013 12:31 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Graceland.

    Comment by Joey – September 12, 2013 07:33 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Rookie Blue!! (and then 9 months of waiting for season 5)

    Comment by Guest – September 12, 2013 07:44 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Rookie Blue!! so excited to see this finale!

    Comment by t86 – September 12, 2013 07:52 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Burn Notice!

    Comment by Mindy – September 12, 2013 08:59 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Everyone on burn notice should die except Sam and Jessie. And on Graceland, Charlie better die. She’s too stupid to live

    Comment by Sebastian – September 12, 2013 09:05 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Rookie Blue & Graceland. :)

    Comment by Kim R – September 12, 2013 09:25 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Just wanted to say thanks for the “Fall TV Grid” at the blue link, above, it’s really helpful for figuring out what’s gonna be on and when it airs!

    Comment by Drew – September 12, 2013 09:59 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Burn Notice and Graceland for me tonight! Gonna miss u Burn Notice. Seven seasons of excellence coming to an end.

    Comment by Justin – September 12, 2013 10:33 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • TNF!

    Comment by what! – September 12, 2013 10:43 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • I think the CBS Fall special is on at 8:30pm, followed by a LIVE Big Brother at 9pm.

    Comment by Morgen – September 12, 2013 11:53 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • Tonight’s all about Football and BN!

    Comment by Jenn – September 12, 2013 02:58 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • I’ll be watching Burn Notice. I’m sad that it’s all ending tonight and worried about who might not survive.

    Comment by frankie707 – September 12, 2013 03:07 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • YOU FINALLY MENTIONED IMPRACTICAL JOKERS!!!! Awesome! This show needs more recognition, too funny…

    Comment by Nikki – September 13, 2013 05:55 AM PDT  Reply To This Post

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